- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Anyone can post anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

knock knock who's there ?

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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