Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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