- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What page are you on The gay page.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

j.p. is dumb

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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