- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Everybody will die

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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