How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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read this sentence again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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