- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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