Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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