- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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