What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Golf.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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