Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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