- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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