It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

read this sentence again.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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