What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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