- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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