- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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