- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

why did the zebra cross the road?

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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