Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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