- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

This is an anti-joke.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

knock knock come in !

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

The queen having a shit

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