A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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^ That's not even funny ^

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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