If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

The bears will win the Super Bowl

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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