A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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where's mom I killed her

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Male leadership.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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