- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What do you call two dog? dogs

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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