Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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A whole 'nother.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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What's half of 8? o

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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well use a tissue!

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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