- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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