- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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