- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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