A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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