- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

The word "Walter" is never funny.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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