- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What is life? Paul.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Women's Rights..

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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