- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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