Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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salad days!

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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