- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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