How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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