Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Women's Rights

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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