- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I just threw up..In my pants.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."