- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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