- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Want to hear a joke? No.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

No antijoke here.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

My peni s

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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