A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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