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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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