- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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