- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Double-whammy

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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