- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

your so fat. your fat!

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

no rasist joks

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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