- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Drew Knowles is gay

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

richard is fag

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Katy Perry

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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