What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Your mom went to college

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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