- Anti Joke

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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9/11 my birthday

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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