- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

there once was a chicken it was yellow

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Sarah Palin.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Hello penis

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