why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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