Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Women's rights

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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