- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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