How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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