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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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