"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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su algato es en fuego

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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