Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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