- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Where's my baby??

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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