- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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