Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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69.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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womens rights

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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