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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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