- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

WNBA

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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