How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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A guy at a baseball game....

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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