- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.