- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

breasts

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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