Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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why was Ralph depressed? Because his family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn’t quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family’s murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family’s killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer’s whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers’ home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers’ body-guards, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Foghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Foghorn’s life didn’t, and wouldn’t, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him “You’re finally home Ralph, you’re finally home.”

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Anti Joke

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