- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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