Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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