What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Jovan

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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