- Anti Joke

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

Barack Obama is a good president.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Andoni was here

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA