A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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