- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What did the man say to his doctor?

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