- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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