- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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