- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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