How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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theres a fat guy

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Scott

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Freedom of Speech

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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No.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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